KnownHost Rumors...

#1
Haven't some of you wondered why your server uptime is at 100%? Or even a very close 99.x? Those numbers seem rigged. So... I dove into a bunch of files and searches and eventually found out the reason for this.

Check out why I found parked in the KnownHost parking lot... [Here and Here]

They just keep going back in time with our servers! We really should be at 110% uptime! I knew 100% from KnownHost didn't seem good enough! :p







Note, this is just a joke. No real time-traveling machines were discovered at the KnownHost offices. Should any real ones been found, such information could not have been disclosed without breaching a thirty-one page NDA that they may or may not have forced me to sign. The black helicopters are coming. There is no spoon. The cake is a lie.
 
#2
In case someone is wondering:

computervitals.com

Since: August 8, 2006
Outages: 27
Total Uptime: 99.828%
Last Check: June 10, 2008 at 7:24 AM PST+2.0

Year ------ Outages --Uptime ------Downtime 2008299.973%
2008 - June --- 0 ----- 100.000% ----- 0.000%
2008 - May ----0 ----- 100.000% ----- 0.000%
2008 - April --- 0 ----- 100.000% ----- 0.000%
2008 - March - 1 ----- 99.933% ------ 0.067%
2008 February 1 ------ 99.928% ------ 0.072%
2008 January - 0 ----- 100.000% ----- 0.000%
 
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