Haven't some of you wondered why your server uptime is at 100%? Or even a very close 99.x? Those numbers seem rigged. So... I dove into a bunch of files and searches and eventually found out the reason for this. Check out why I found parked in the KnownHost parking lot... [Here and Here] They just keep going back in time with our servers! We really should be at 110% uptime! I knew 100% from KnownHost didn't seem good enough! Note, this is just a joke. No real time-traveling machines were discovered at the KnownHost offices. Should any real ones been found, such information could not have been disclosed without breaching a thirty-one page NDA that they may or may not have forced me to sign. The black helicopters are coming. There is no spoon. The cake is a lie.