Did I Telll You The One About The Power Plant?


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Heck, while we wait, we might as well have fun. Someone break out the booze and some good jokes.

Funny Unix commands:
% cat “food in cansâ€
cat: can’t open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist]
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% “How would you rate George Bush’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go? ^
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man::
Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
yeah, you either laugh or you cry huh?

A horse walked into a bar. he said, "OW! that hurt, I just walked into a bar."