Did I Telll You The One About The Power Plant?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DesotoD, Aug 10, 2011.

  1. DesotoD

    DesotoD New Member

    Heck, while we wait, we might as well have fun. Someone break out the booze and some good jokes.

    Funny Unix commands:
    % cat “food in cansâ€
    cat: can’t open food in cans
    % nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.
    % rm God
    rm: God nonexistent
    % ar t God
    ar: God does not exist]
    % ar r God
    ar: creating God
    % “How would you rate George Bush’s incompetence?
    Unmatched “.
    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].
    % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^
    Modifier failed.
    % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many (‘s.
    % make love
    Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
    % sleep with me
    bad character
    % got a light?
    No match.
    % man: why did you get a divorce? man::
    Too many arguments.
    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.
    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.
    $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!
  2. stonepilot

    stonepilot New Member

    yeah, you either laugh or you cry huh?

    A horse walked into a bar. he said, "OW! that hurt, I just walked into a bar."
  3. DesotoD

    DesotoD New Member

    Those are the only two choices we have besides getting sloppy drunk lol!

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