Heck, while we wait, we might as well have fun. Someone break out the booze and some good jokes. Funny Unix commands: % cat â€œfood in cansâ€ cat: canâ€™t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist] % ar r God ar: creating God % â€œHow would you rate George Bushâ€™s incompetence? Unmatched â€œ. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many (â€˜s. % make love Make: Donâ€™t know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!